WTF

[16:09] [S]: We will do laundry tomorrow

[16:10] [S]: But I thought you were going to do it today?

[16:10] [P]: I thought you were going to sort it last night

[16:11] [S]: I cleaned the fridge and the cupboards

[16:11] [P]: This isn't a contest it's a team effort

[16:11] [P]: Suck on my lemon of wisdom